_of Jumbled Thoughts (Part II)

p.s. For Part I, look here.

  My previous entry was nothing but exams. Yes, I believe it did bore you to death, but I am relieved to say that it was just part of my life post-exam. And here, lies another big part of it.

_of Whooping Some @ss.

 

  I know that some people are meaner than everyone else around them, but it is no excuse. When a person is going out of their comfort zone just to be nicer to you, please return the same treatment. And that includes YOU.

  Oh. And don't tell me that it is a cycle of life. It. So. Freaking. Not.

_of A New Housemate.

  Apparently, we got ourselves a new housemate for a few months now. Hardly anything to talk about, except...

Yeah, that is how annoying a housemate can be.

_of Watching Movies in the Cinemas.

  Since it is the summer vacation for us, Q.L. and I started to raid the GSC for movies, movies and movies (what else is there to do?). We have seen...

 

i) Kongsi ("Lu Lansi, Lu Mati")

ii) Pirates of the Caribbean ("Yeah, feelings. Damn you.")

iii) Karak ("Encik~ Boleh tolong saya tak, encik?~~")

 

iv) Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules ("Deny. Deny. Deny.")

v) Priest ("I pray for my own salvation.") 

and also...

Ha!

_of Types of People in the Cinema.

  Apparently, just by going to see movies a few times each week, you will get to know many types of people. And ranking first in Q.L.'s Most Annoying Moviegoers would be...

...this kind of ladies. ^_^

_of Abs, Abs and more Abs.

  Recently, we also seen a bit too many abs around. Before you start saying Pervert! or other similar words with similar meanings, let me explain why it is so.

Reason Number 1:

Cue in "Screammmmiiiinnnngggggg~~~~"

Reason Number 2: 

Err. I don't want to see GZ's non-existent abs ANYMORE!!!

  And God forbid me, if I see this type below once more...

I would SCREAM like hell!

_of Having Wild Nights Out.

For once, this has nothing to do with me or Q.L.

*Doesn't mean I approve of it, Mr. Guy.

 

_of Being Called "Racist".

  Before getting all worked up about it (and start saying blahblahblah), I use the term in situations like below:

...and last but not least...

_of Being Called Other Names.

  Q.L. has started her crazy streak of name-callings. Thus far, she managed to call me...

...a Rotten Monkey (or Monkeress, if you wanted it to be).

...a Rotten Tomato.

...which I  prefer to be this, thankyouverymuch.

...and a Pisang Buruk. Hahaha, very funny.

  All in all, a very interestingly busy and busily interesting couple of weeks we had. Cheers for many more to come.

p.p.s.: For whom it may concern,

We all have our own lives to live. So do you, I believe. If not, Get A Life. A normal one, that is.

_of Hair Alert!

  I've wanted to do something to my hair these days, but I don't know which salon to choose. Arghhh!!!

See? I couldn't bear to look at myself, too.

  By the way, the maybe-next post will relate to the above picture. I took this photo in Madam Kwan's.

p.s.: Though I have forgotten that yesterday was April Fool, looked like someone kena tricked with a fake RM100 (Weyy~ Rm100 only mah. No need to be THAT sad de...). Wakakkakakakkakakkaa...


p.p.s: But the fake RM100 really looked nice. *evil laughter*

_of Wanted - A Guy Who...

p.s. to myself: Make this post comprehensible, unlike this here.

~Wanted...

...in the form of this...

~A guy...

...DEFINITELY without the cigarette...(and no play of words or names here, Q.L.).

 

~who satisfies the requirements below:

1.  Doesn't have the kind of hair the person on the left has.

- Fashion is one thing, hair is another. No matter how many times The Wanted Guy says his hair is born-thinned or slightly flattened, I don't buy it.

- I recommend The Wanted Guy to buy Burt's Bees Volumizing Shampoo instead.

2.  Seriously NOT a vegan.

- Being vegetarian is good for other people, not me.

- I never like lamb, I've said it before. But that does not mean I approve of The Wanted Guy to be a total vegan; in other words, no meats, no seafood and no eggs.

- I cannot live without scrambled eggs. :(

3.  Thinks a complete meal for lunch is Ferrero Rocher/chocolate mud cake/egg tarts.

- Or three altogether.

- And while we are at it...

4.  ...thinks of dinner differently: something bought in a box, or better, as a takeaway from a restaurant.

- I cook at times. 

- I repeat, at times. 

5.   Doesn't criticize/make fun of/detest plus-size women.

- Maybe The Wanted Guy has a six-pack, Jacob-kind-of body.

- Maybe The Wanted Guy is healthier than many people.

- But that doesn't qualify The Wanted Guy to make fun of us.

6. Has the same terrible, unhealthy eating habits like I do.

- Which includes, potato fries, deep-fried chicken skin, Coke, Korean ramen noodles, fried mee, and The Chicken Rice Shop's chicken rice.

- It's funny how the above sentence relates mostly to...

7. ...chicken. 

- Which The Wanted Guy doesn't have to be.

- Enough that The Wanted Guy the common sense to wear thick clothes in European countries (for example, Stansted UK) and not here.

- Since someone who keeps wearing scarfs/shawls/knitwear (for a guy, that is) is either:

(a) wants to copy my style.

(b) wants to copy Q.L.'s style.

(c) dreams of being in a country where it has four seasons in a year.

8.  Likes I am Number 4.

- Hahahahaha. 

- A sense of humour is the one characteristic that we (the females) are attracted to. Remember that, The Wanted Guy.

9. Is cool.

- As defined by me.

- Has nothing to do with ice-creams.

And last but not least... 

...which sums up The PERFECT Wanted Guy very nicely. :p

  Of course, when one is wanted, there must be a reward/prize for the wanted person.

I present to thee...

...which unfortunately, IS NOT ME.

Gotcha! :P

p.s.: All cartoons above are courtesy of Natalie Dee, except the Wanted poster.


p.p.s.: Happy 137th birthday to Harry Houdini. Know him? He is the sole reason we keep seeing David Blaine performing death-defying magic tricks...

...and the reason why mice in our house are a lot smarter than us.

 

_of What Happened to Me in the Past Two Hours

  Remember my previous entry about the essay on Defamation? 

Sigh. Passion, please!

  Just to get you even more annoyed, here's the entry.

  You might think there's absolutely nothing to it, but please stand in my shoes for a while (only applicable to those with the exact shoe size of 6, as for those feet which are smaller than mine, congratulations to you. For those who have bigger feet size, you have been warned completely.)

Yes, I've gone through this for the entire morning...

And since I am done with the essay, I am now in this situation:

...in which, "the feeling" will evaporate completely in a few hours. That I can assure you.

I still have hope, though.

For this.

But in the mean time, I can be satisfied with this:

...which is not happening.

 

*tears rolling down*

Therefore, I just have to humour myself with this.

...which apparently, has absolutely nothing to do with this post. Or my finished essay. 

One essay done!

Yay!!!

P.s.: 11 more to go. T_T

...and two more timed-tests.

Double T_T

P.p.s: If this post annoys you more than ever, let's just look at it this way - a longer Facebook-ish post (about ME!) in a blog (created by ME!) which you might want to read (with a little persuasion from ME!). 

Now you know why I dislike Facebook.



p.p.s Q.L. woke up, ate Maggi and then went back to sleep. Where is an earthquake when you need one?!

_of A Quick Update (Part II) - Before I Disappear Again

Have been trying to write an essay about Defamation. And. I. Still. Cannot. Turn. Away. From. My. Blog.

This is driving me crazy. "How to do if like that~~~" -spoken in a very Chinese-y way.

T_T

p.s.: Q.L. is having a very wonderful "nap". What will happen if I throw a big, heavy pillow to her? I might just pretend that "Oh Menarik Gila! I just saw a mouse passing by. Err. I'm sure I saw it. If it was indeed a mouse, that is." 

I'm such a psychopath.

_of A Quick Update (Before Disappearing for A Few Days)

  Going to make a "Pavilion Food" entry soon, a post to annoy the ever-ridiculous Q.L. I cannot believe that the only post she ever liked (in my entire blog archive) is the one about  Desserts. 

On second thought, I am not surprised. She is, after all, Q.L, (the so-called "loyal follower of my blog.")

I shall write a post about her soon. 

Let this be on her mind for a few days.

  And while we are at it, let me disappear from the blogging world for a few days. The reasons being:

on Wednesday...

(a) Pop Quiz

(b) Timed-test

on Thursday...

(a) Timed-test

(b) Tutorial

as well as...

(a) 2 essays

(b) 12 essays (which I promised to do since that day)

(c) 3 essays

  Now that I've wrote all my assignments here, it seems like the amount of work I need to do has just doubled up. Sigh.

Dear lecturers...

Yes, I know. I am trying hard to keep up with the pace you are on now. Seems like you guys are running in "Sprint" mode, or is it my own mind playing "Jekyll and Hyde" with me?

P.S.: By the way, although I have many things to do, I have planned to go to watch Black Swan on Wednesday (from a "Rave Review" post that I've read the other day). Just so I won't regret missing a movie by the winner for the "Actress of the Year". I am such a kiasu person. *cough cough*

_of Being Followed in a Blog

"When I Am Down"

  

  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I've recently put up the "Followers" section at the end of the blog, and I just found out that NO ONE* follows me, NOT even Q.L. 

P.S.: Q.L.'s saying - "But I follow you secretly" doesn't even justify her action. Err, or the lack of it.

*[Updated on 25/02/2011: A few people followed me thus far. Thanks, people!!] ^_^

  So, just to "kind of" incite you to Follow my blog, these are a few things about me that you might be interested in...

_of Ten Things About Me that might just let me be a teeny bit interesting to you...

1. I am currently studying law course in a campus. (Let's not call it a "campus" again, coz it is really small.)

This is a hell-of-a-brilliant-plan if we still have MCQs.

2. I have 2 housemates and one roommate. Housemates are rarely included in my blog, except when they annoy me much (or when they are being hilarious, like today). 

  However, my roommate is Q.L. (Kudos for those who guessed it right.) No matter how much I blasted Q.L. in my blog, the fact is that I really REALLY really treat her right in real-life. No, I am not lying, you can ask her about it. But, a word of caution - She bites.

This is how she looks, when she is in her Good Mood.

3. And no, I am not a lesbian. Just in case you are still not persuaded, you can check my last few entries. They were all about a guy I had a crush on (and I have to say, I am really proud of myself, coz the feeling lasted a VERY LONG time), but nothing came out from That Crush. And that I am so heartbroken, that I need time to heal my wound.

Can you see Q.L. heals this? I will NOT even trust her with a paper bag.

4. I have a big family. However, we don't live together as a whole big family. Half of them are working somewhere in other places, and it is hard to gather around the Old House, even during the festive days.

Minus the Dog. I never have a Dog in my entire life. But you can change it to a box of little chicks, three big rabbits, or even a NOT-talkative parrot.

5. I have a deep interest in writing. Story-telling, actually. And, I am known to have a very sarcastic way of speaking - at least, to those few who are VERY close to me. But I am really nice, really. At least I don't bite, NOT like Q.L.

I am trying to achieve this level of language proficiency/eloquence.

In NO circumstances do this reflect my current situation. This is merely an illustration.

6. Q.L. is NOT the only person I know in my entire life. *roll eyes* (I am not that reclusive, you know.) But since my other friends live/study in different places, we hardly get together, and as I seldom go back to my hometown, I hardly see them at all these days.

Ah-hem.

7. I am rigid, I do admit. Once, my friends even claimed that I have the opinions of a VERY OLD, LOGICAL, and REALISTIC lady. They got me on the word "OLD".

Weeeeeeeeee... So, this is me, then?

8. No, I am not THAT old. How OLD can a person be? 926 years old? Number is just a diversion, it is not the main thing that makes you the way you are now.

This cartoon is in no way related to the above statement.

9. I am really bad at Maths.

Not this bad.

THIS bad.

  You might think that there is nothing wrong with it, but sometimes it is really a disadvantage. Q.L. and my other friends are EXCELLENT in Maths. I don't know, maybe I missed the memo for the Advanced Maths class last few years.

10. And last but not least, I am REALLY friendly.

With my current "Lion King" mane, this is an understatement.

  So there you have it, the Top Ten Facts of Me. I guess now everyone will be scared/terrified/horrified/petrified of me that they run away faster than I say "Thank you".

*sighs*