Saturday, October 9, 2010

_of Running Away

Quick!!!

Hiddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Q.L. Is. Coming. Back.







 -> I am the one with four legs.

Call me weird. 

So what?

The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride is Colour Cartoon

The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride
The Lion King 2 Simba's PrideThe Lion King 2 Simba's PrideFrom Elton John's award winning soundtrack to detailed scenery this coming of age story has captured the hearts of millions. In this tale we learn about the inner truth and strength in ourselves and have the ability to push forward, even in the darkest of times. It was also the first Disney movie to get a sequel, and rightfully so. This is among the best that Disney has ever offered the viewing public.

_of Obsession


 I am now officially obsessed with my blog and Twitter. Life is unfair.

_of Laziness on a Saturday (Part I)

P.S. Listening to "Have You Ever Loved a Woman" while writing a post makes me even more lazy.



 -> I know. For someone my age, Laziness is off the topic. However, on such a nice Saturday like today (without the inconvenient existence of Q.L.), I think a bit of Laziness is allowed.

 -> Q.L. is not dead, nor is she missing. She is just gone for the weekend, and therefore, her disappearance is fully celebrated.

 -> I can assure you 100% that she will feel the same the time I will be gone next. But until that time is here, I. Am. Going. To. Enjoy. This. Moment.



 -> This happened a few hours ago. Not the "Later" section, but three boxes before it. Even though I fully realized that I am still on the Road to Recovery, I succumbed to the temptation of having this as my lunch...



 -> I was so lazy to cook and to do anything else that I used my JPod book (written by Douglas Coupland) as the cover of my instant noodle cup. Needless to say, they survived. Both the noodle and the book.



 -> And I know it, too. With my current health issue in question, I should not be having instant noodle as lunch. (Behave like an adult! Blah blah blah) I had my own share of bad consequence. The noodle tasted so ridiculously bad that I fear the rashes in my mouth came back. 

 -> Thank God, it didn't. But the food still tasted bad.


And I apologize...
But it did not stop me from becoming like this:


So what? Sue me.

P.S. I should stop writing like that. Coz I know with public conscience developing around the world, there may be a time when there is someone on Earth who WILL sue me. Just for the heck of it.

 So, I will change it to...





I'm thinking.

I'm thinking...



 Yes. I do blame it on the blank page/monitor screen, and I do believe it IS caused by evil pencils or evil laptop keyboard.

 They both mean.



 I might become like this next.

And when that happens...


 This will definitely follow.

Friday, October 8, 2010

_of Not Having a Profile Pic in Other People's Blogs

  Why is it that when I follow someone's blog, my profile pic is not shown inside their Follower's box? It's not like I'm a stalker. I have a name, Blogger team!!!

  On a brighter side, I've officially created a club - The Unsuccessful Stalkers Wannabe-Normal Club (TUSW, cool huh?).

The members, so far:
1. Moi.

2. Q.L. 
- She is being such a baby over it. Didn't want to admit that she stalked a bunch of primary kids last night. In a hotel.

3. Q.L.'s elusive friend.
- The friend is okay, for an elusive friend. Might just be supportive enough.

4. You.
I was hoping you would be one, too. But then I remembered that you absolutely have no idea about this little blog of mine. Which renders putting your name in the list here a waste of time.
 
5. M.A.
- She is a newcomer to this blog. She asked me yesterday why I deactivated my FB. It is worth to mention that when I made another account just for her sake (I deactivated that account, too), I nearly had a panic attack. I guess I am too paranoid over this social network thingy.


P.S.: My list is not complete yet. It surprised me how few members the club has. Therefore, friends and "friends", if you are reading this post, and somehow, interested in letting me know about YOU reading the blog, make a shout-out please. It might just make my day. 

Or shock me. 

Do not worry. I've checked my health. So far, I still do not have any heart-related disease. Good to know, eh?

_of Suicide Attempts

  Gotcha! Relax. I am still not that depressed to attempt suicide. I love myself so much, it borders on the level of narcissism.

  It's the third day after my blood test (time runs very VERY slowly now) and my body continues to show some signs of rashes. And itchiness. So, why this post?



 -> This is a miso soup. I made this for lunch and dinner tonight. I am not an experienced cook, nor am I a talented one,  but because I ban myself from Maggi (err. At least for a few days.), I have to resort to foods that are instant, quick and edible.
 
 -> Porridge is out of question. I have rashes in my mouth the minute I ate porridge. (How do I know this? I cooked porridge last night. And that is how I confirmed my result.)

 Okaayyyy, back to the miso soup. What's wrong with it, you may ask? Look closely.

Look closelyyyyy.

Not close enough...

Ok. I know you gave up. Let me put up a more detailed pic of it.


  
 -> Prawns!

  Ok. I know that is not funny. NOT funny at all. But hey. Let me defend myself for a while here. There are some facts about me:

(a) I DO NOT have allergic reaction to seafood.
(b) The doctor DO NOT think I have any allergic reaction AT ALL.
(c) Even IF I do have allergic reaction to those things (and that is a BIG if), it is not that easy to die have a very very bad and terrible effect from it. Right? Right?? RIGHT????

*knock woods*

  But I am still hungry. :(



 -> Q.L. and I have an inside joke about Garfield. Guess how old is he? We reckon he is 44.



 

 -> There is a grammatical error for this picture. Hungry hungry hippos ARE NOT a singular thing. No matter how hungry they are.


  
 -> I love this more. More. Much much more.



Slightly related to the topic but of no consequence...






P.S.: You might be wondering about the first two pictures. It is a pic of a table in my room. I DO put a tissue underneath the plastic bowl and my water bottle and inside my containers. I'm a tissue-lover. Tissue-advocate. Tissue-obsessor. So what?

Thursday, October 7, 2010