_of RM9.80 iPad

Usually, you will start with...

  "OMG!-OMG!-iPad-got-SO-CHEAP-oledi???"

Then, as you read more,

  You realize that iPad has Gone Underworld.

Courtesy of The Star.

After all that reading, to make yourself even more 欠扁 (read: idiotic/slightly more academic), you ask in the manner of one Professor quizzing his/her favourite GPA 4.0 student:

  "Has Apple gone so famous that the dead would like to have one too?"

Allow me to knock-your-breath-out-of-you-and-bash-you-around-the-head (in an un-student-ish manner) and comment:

  "Walaowei!! Dead people also used to be human beings lah, why you so fussy one de???"

Less than 5 seconds later.

You give me The Look.

  For those who don't know it, today is Qing Ming (清明), or as the local Malaysians called it, the Cheng Beng Festival (the local slang). So, don't stay outside late today, take my advice: Cancel EVERY arrangement, even if it is a dinner in Starhill JOGOYA.

For obvious reason, I choose to do this.

p.s.: I think this would make a great belated April Fool prank, if only it wasn't real.

_of Hair Alert!

  I've wanted to do something to my hair these days, but I don't know which salon to choose. Arghhh!!!

See? I couldn't bear to look at myself, too.

  By the way, the maybe-next post will relate to the above picture. I took this photo in Madam Kwan's.

p.s.: Though I have forgotten that yesterday was April Fool, looked like someone kena tricked with a fake RM100 (Weyy~ Rm100 only mah. No need to be THAT sad de...). Wakakkakakakkakakkaa...


p.p.s: But the fake RM100 really looked nice. *evil laughter*

_of Food Escapade - Part II (Chili's)

p.s.: Part I is here.

   For those who don't know me enough, I am fond of food. Rats! Scratch that. Everyone is fond of food, but my addiction is rather slightly over moderation. And because I am somehow a bit weird (okay, VERY weird. Satisfied?), I choose some rather unpopular/unconventional food to eat.

Cookies~~ *cough cough*

  Often, the result is disastrous.

Unlike this.

   So, I am going to show you people some Chili's pictures that I've taken/eaten recently.

CAUTION: Do not believe those who said the portion is very large or enough for MANY people. After eating, Q.L. and I thought that "one person eating is enough, two people sharing is sad and three people eating for a portion is stretching-it-a-bit-too-far-and-kinda-pathetic", except the burgers.

As usual, we will start with The Box:

Or the take-away paper bag, if you insist.

Then, the appetizers:

This is the signature egg roll. Q.L. and I disliked them, must be because of the black beans inside. That's for one portion, THREE rolls ONLY.

The Wings over Buffalo is nice, better than Friday's in fact. Q.L. ate most of them, because she said that "You-don't-eat-any-drumstick-also-lah".

We hated this, and we still do now. I'm sorry. We couldn't bear to finish it anyway. Just in case you are asking (which I know you are not), it is the chicken-ham-plus-beef-bacon-sandwich.

WE absolutely LOVED THIS. Actually, it is a main course (FOR ME), but the portion is so small, it ended up being our appetizer. It's called the Honey Breaded Chicken.

The main courses:

I wanted to eat fish that day, so I tried this. Q.L. ordered this Firecracker Dory fish, but since she ate MOST of my Honey Breaded Chicken, I ate this. Before you point your fingers to me and scream... "YOU ARE SO CRUEL!!!!", let me tell you that Q.L. didn't like this much on account of it being TOO sweet and NOT spicy at all.

Like I've said before, I never liked lamb. And I still don't. Q.L. ordered the Lamb shank, and she finished it ALL BY HERSELF. And then, she had the nerve to say that It. Is. Not. Big. Enough.

Let's be dramatic here...

Oh! The Cruelty of Life!!!

=.=!!! Continue.

The side dish:

I only ate a small spoon of the Mashed Potato with Black Pepper Gravy (please don't ask where the gravy is, I think it ran away). It might taste better if it was served HOT.

And finally, the bill:

Q.L.'s paying. MUAHHHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAA....

  Actually, no. We went Dutch. We always are, I've noticed.

I found this on the Internet:

  I think it's funny. See, I've told you. I'm weird.

p.s. If you think this Chili's post is NOT enough, Q.L. has more here.