Sunday, April 3, 2011

_of Hair Alert!

  I've wanted to do something to my hair these days, but I don't know which salon to choose. Arghhh!!!

See? I couldn't bear to look at myself, too.

  By the way, the maybe-next post will relate to the above picture. I took this photo in Madam Kwan's.

p.s.: Though I have forgotten that yesterday was April Fool, looked like someone kena tricked with a fake RM100 (Weyy~ Rm100 only mah. No need to be THAT sad de...). Wakakkakakakkakakkaa...


p.p.s: But the fake RM100 really looked nice. *evil laughter*

_of Food Escapade - Part II (Chili's)

p.s.: Part I is here.

   For those who don't know me enough, I am fond of food. Rats! Scratch that. Everyone is fond of food, but my addiction is rather slightly over moderation. And because I am somehow a bit weird (okay, VERY weird. Satisfied?), I choose some rather unpopular/unconventional food to eat.

Cookies~~ *cough cough*

  Often, the result is disastrous.

Unlike this.

   So, I am going to show you people some Chili's pictures that I've taken/eaten recently.

CAUTION: Do not believe those who said the portion is very large or enough for MANY people. After eating, Q.L. and I thought that "one person eating is enough, two people sharing is sad and three people eating for a portion is stretching-it-a-bit-too-far-and-kinda-pathetic", except the burgers.

As usual, we will start with The Box:

Or the take-away paper bag, if you insist.

Then, the appetizers:

This is the signature egg roll. Q.L. and I disliked them, must be because of the black beans inside. That's for one portion, THREE rolls ONLY.

The Wings over Buffalo is nice, better than Friday's in fact. Q.L. ate most of them, because she said that "You-don't-eat-any-drumstick-also-lah".

We hated this, and we still do now. I'm sorry. We couldn't bear to finish it anyway. Just in case you are asking (which I know you are not), it is the chicken-ham-plus-beef-bacon-sandwich.

WE absolutely LOVED THIS. Actually, it is a main course (FOR ME), but the portion is so small, it ended up being our appetizer. It's called the Honey Breaded Chicken.

The main courses:

I wanted to eat fish that day, so I tried this. Q.L. ordered this Firecracker Dory fish, but since she ate MOST of my Honey Breaded Chicken, I ate this. Before you point your fingers to me and scream... "YOU ARE SO CRUEL!!!!", let me tell you that Q.L. didn't like this much on account of it being TOO sweet and NOT spicy at all.
Like I've said before, I never liked lamb. And I still don't. Q.L. ordered the Lamb shank, and she finished it ALL BY HERSELF. And then, she had the nerve to say that It. Is. Not. Big. Enough.

Let's be dramatic here...

Oh! The Cruelty of Life!!!

=.=!!! Continue.

The side dish:

I only ate a small spoon of the Mashed Potato with Black Pepper Gravy (please don't ask where the gravy is, I think it ran away). It might taste better if it was served HOT.
And finally, the bill:

Q.L.'s paying. MUAHHHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAA....



  Actually, no. We went Dutch. We always are, I've noticed.


I found this on the Internet:


  I think it's funny. See, I've told you. I'm weird.

p.s. If you think this Chili's post is NOT enough, Q.L. has more here.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

_of Being A Procrastinator

"My Current Dream".
  I've been wanting to write food entries about Chili's and Madam Kwan's and a Beastly movie entry. But I am too lazy I have been having (what we called) the blogger's block. It is similar to the writer's block, with the added element of being missing in action (MIA) for many many weeks to come.

  And since it is the Internet, you may find it very hard (EXTREMELY, even) to locate my whereabouts. Which makes it cool, as long as I keep away from Facebook/Twitter/Myspace. Yikes.

The Top 4 Ways I Would Try to Stop A Serial Killer

I shall try to do a Nuffnang contest-turned-post today.

(pictures around here are courtesy of (yet again) Natalie Dee. I realize that I've been "using" their cartoon pictures quite frequently these days. Must be because I love the concept too much...)


~The Top 4 Ways...To Stop A Serial Killer

1. Bring in the "Cool-as-hell-policewoman-with-sunglasses".

 
  Every place (which worth something valuable) must have, at least, ONE policewoman. Now, I am NOT being sexist. There's a reason for this; a serial killer may be a guy, a lady or even...

...a toddler.

  So, who else is more suitable than a policewoman? Read between the lines: A face that launches a thousand ships, 倾国倾城 etc etc.

2. Must Have Killer Weapons/Machines/Pets.


  Every person in the world (even serial killers) has their own childhood memories. A cotton candy to bribe, kill or even insult a serial killer would be an efficient way to stop him/her.

  Something deadlier than a cotton candy machine would be...

...a killer pet dinosaur.

  It is better than a pet dog or a pet cat, as it bites worse than the two former animals. But hey, when you simply cannot get some dinosaurs into your hands, you would just have to resort to...

3. Force The Serial Killer to Swallow Poisonous Pills.

  In fact, you don't have to be so particular about which pills to use. Any pills would be sufficient, at least when taken in an overdose quantity.

When all fails, fret not. At the very least...

4. Let Him or Her Go/Be Alone.

  Wait... What???!!! After all these while, you seriously thought I will ask you to be patient and let nature takes its own course? Of course not. What I meant was this:

  Every thing in the world has its own fate/destiny. So, if your serial killer is such a bad-ass, rest assured that 冥冥之中(or fate, as we called it), the serial killer will be brought to justice in its own unique way. Even if it is an ordinary way to die, it sure is deadly

As I have said before, it is a Nuffnang contest. 

Details are all here.
[Update]: I've tried commenting on the Nuffnang page, but it did not work. Must be because they use "FB plugin" now, too bad then. Sigh~~~