_of Jahatkah Aku? (Part III)

• Just for the sake of it, I will be writing this entry in Melayu baku. (Part II is there somewhere).
• When I say "melayu baku", I intend to use "aku-kau". Not because I am not "sopan" or anything, but that is the way (culture, if you may) we speak.
• "We" means by my family, relatives and friends. Don't ask me to use "saya/saye/cik siti" because that is so not me.

Let's begin.

  Aku tau aku jahat. Sebab kakak dah nak kahwin, aku pulak main selamba jak. Tapi dorang tak tau yang aku memang tak suka tempat banyak orang. Bukan apa, takda faedahnya aku di sana. Bukannya boleh buat makanan pun. Baik aku tolong family aku jaga rumah, ada jugak pahalanya. 

  Ya lah, aku tau apa ko mau cakap. Mesti ko nak cakap, "ehh... nanti ambil gambar family, ko xde macam mane pulak?", "ehhh... betulkah makcik ada anak pompuan sorang lagi? nape die tak datang?", takpun ayat laser kakak sepupu aku, "nahh... tu la ko, lambat balik. Ndakda sudah baju mu untuk dipakai time kahwin nanti. MUAHAHAHHAAA."

  Lepas tu pulak, memang lumrah alam jak la tu. Aku mesti cakap dgn dorang, "eleh. Bukan salah aku lambat balik. MAS tiket mahal. Airasia habis kena rampas. Tunggulah bapak beli MAS atau Airasia nanti. Boleh jugak aku terbang free-free."

  Tak pun, aku cuba try lawak berani mati aku. "Saja jak tu aku ndak mau balik. buat saspen sama kamu semua."

  Oh. I am so dead by then.

  Tapi kan, mau buat muka serius nie. Aku memang tak suka wedding reception/ceremony. So, jangan paksa aku pegi, boleh?

I know this is included in the list. But hey, I am going to live with myself for the many years to come, so I would like to decide for myself, thankyouverymuch.

p.s.: If you need any translation regarding the above entry, feel free to ask. I won't bite. I just chew.